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Yeap, thats them! Now lets get to know the notorious
main characters of south park! Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Timmy!
~*Eric Cartman- Eric is the "fat kid" and the other kids
constantly make fun of him because of his weight. He's also the stupid one who mixes things up and makes himself look like
an idiot. He lives with his hermaphrodite mother who tries to make him feel better by feeding him "chocolate chicken pot pies"
and "Cheesy Poofs". Eric owns a cat called Kitty and a pig named Fluffy. You gotta love him even when he says, "screw you
guys, i am goin home!"
~*Kyle Broflovski- Kyle is the smart one. Everyone makes fun of him because he is Jewish. At Christmas he plays with his "imaginary"
friend Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. He owns an elephant and has tried to mate him with Cartman's pig, Fluffy to form a new
species of pot-bellied Elephants. Each episode he announces that Kenny's killers are B*stard$.
~*Stan
Marsh
Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. He dates Wendy Testaburger but throws up every time she talks
to him. He is the South Park Elementary Cows star Quarterback. He has a gay dog named Sparky and an older sister named Shelly
who beats him senseless and accuses him of making fun of her "appliance". His aging grandfather also lives with him and continually
pressures Stan into killing him. Every episode he announces Kenny's death by saying "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
~*Kenny McCormick-
Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a
different way each episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and drunken family. He is muffled when
he speaks (i think its cuz his little red jacket is too small), but we are left only to guess at what he has said. Even
though we cant understand him he has been given a spot to sing in the south park theme song.
~*Timmy-
Timmy
is one of the boys friends. He's retarded. The only things Timmy can say is his name, and his turkey's name. He sang in a
band called "The Lords of the Underworld". Timmy did pretty good for a retarted boy.
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