Kids: Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to sesamea street? How to get to Sesamea Street?

Kermit: Hello, Kermit the Frog here and welcome to Sesamea Street. I would like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked up! Hey, hey bigbird do u know what todays letter is?

Big Bird: Suuure Kermit, todays letter is Joint!

Kermit: Uh big bird, joint is not a letter, it is a word.

*Bong slurpage in back round*

Big Bird: Sorry kids, todays letter is 3!

Kermit: Uh, Big Bird um, 3 is a number, hehe.

Big Bird: Exactly! The number three which is how many joints Ive smoked today... Kermit? are you with me?

Kermit: hehe, oh god Im stoned.

Big Bird: meee tooo

*Laughter*

Elmo: guys, guys show go on!!! Come on!

Kermit: Uh, thank you Elmo, um how about we say our ABCs bigbird?

Big Bird: OooKay!

Kermit & Big Bird together: A B C D E F R G Q K C R ...uh... C F....

....

Big Bird: I forgot what we were doing Kramit.

Kermit: hehe, did u just call me Kramit?

Big Bird: Yes, I did!

Kermit: Umm Kramit The Frog Here

*laughter*

Kermit: Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today uh Good Bye kids. Todays show was brought to you by the uhh letter umm

Big Bird: Boong!

*laughter*

Kermit: and the number

Big Bird: God your messed up!

Kermit: Fuck you hehe the number fuck you.

*laughter*

BYE BYE KIDS!