~Bevis and Butthead Quotes~
"Whoa.
Is this like the weather channel?" "Yeah, eh heh heh, the forecast is partially cool." Beavis & Butthead
"This is Joey Buttafuoco's theme song." Beavis & Butthead
(about Winger's "She's only 17")
"These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes." Beavis &
Butthead (about Kiss)
"Drums, guitar and Death. They finally got it right."
Beavis & Butthead
"Bootsie!" "Yeah, Bootsie's cool. Huh, huhhuhuh." "Bootsie!
He's from outer space. Heh, henh, henh, henh." Beavis & Butthead
"Tattoos are cool." "Yeah, I wish I was born with one."
"You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy." Beavis & Butthead
"Is this satanic music?" "Naw. It's not cool enough." Beavis & Butthead
(about "Devil Inside" by INXS)
"I like to blow up lizards." "Eh heh heh, yeah. And I
like to burn things." Beavis & Butthead
"Skulls are cool" - Butthead
"The future sucks. Change it." "I'm pretty cool Beavis,
but I cannot change the future." Beavis & Butthead
"Beavis, I thought you were daddie's little cutie." "Shut
up Bunghole!" Beavis & Butthead (while watching Aerosmith's Ragdoll)
"That's not funny, dumb*ss!" Beavis & Butthead
"These guys are pretty cool - even though they're sixty."
Beavis & Butthead (about Aerosmith)
"I don't like video's that suck" Beavis & Butthead
"I'm there dude." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis. Guess where his hand's been." Beavis &
Butthead (about Germaine Jackson's video)
"You're a man? Eh heh heh, I don't think so." "He's not
even a boy." Beavis & Butthead (about Boy George video)
"Calm down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers." Beavis
& Butthead
"Where's the explosion?" "They never show the good stuff."
Beavis & Butthead
"Whoa! It's the President of England!" "Yeah, she jams!"
Beavis & Butthead (About Queen Elizabeth II)
"Whoa! We're there dude." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead." "Yeah, heh eh, that
would be cool." Bevis & Butthead
